When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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