When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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