When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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