When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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