When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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