When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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