When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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