When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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