When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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