When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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