When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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