When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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