When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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