When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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