When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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