When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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