When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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