When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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