When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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