When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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