When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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