When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
Canvas not available.

or


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026