When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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