When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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