When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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