When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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