When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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