When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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