When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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