When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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