When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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