When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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