When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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