When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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