When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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