When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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