The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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