When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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