When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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