When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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