When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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