When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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