When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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