When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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