When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Canvas not available.

or


There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026