When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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