When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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