When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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