When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
Canvas not available.

or


There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
Canvas not available.

or


I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025