When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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