When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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