When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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