When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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