When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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