When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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