When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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