When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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