When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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