When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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