When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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