When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Canvas not available.

or


Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026