When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
Canvas not available.

or


The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
Canvas not available.

or


What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026