When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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