When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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