When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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