When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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