When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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