When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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