When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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