When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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