When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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