When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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