When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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