When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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