When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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