When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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Because he traveled a lot.


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What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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coz Donald ducked


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I�m just doing it for kicks.


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Decalfinated


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