When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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