When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.


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They're cheaper than day rates.


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They both whine alot!


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I just can't think of one atm.


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A porcupine with split ends


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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A watch dog.


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A tattoo.


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