When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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