When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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