When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".


GOOD		CRAP

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It wanted to see the mooooooon!


GOOD		CRAP

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The price of bacon would go up.


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To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

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Plug its nose.


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Because they are black and white.


GOOD		CRAP

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A starfish.


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Orange Is The New Black.


GOOD		CRAP

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I've lost three days already.


GOOD		CRAP

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