When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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