When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


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With a cowculator.


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New age music.


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A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four


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Bugs Bunny.


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Taller


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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