When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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