When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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