When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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