When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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