When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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