When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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