When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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