When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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