When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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