When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.


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Because they don't know the words.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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To see the moosicals


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Gator-Ade.


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The letter G.


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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She was wearing massive gloves.


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it had blown away.


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