When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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