When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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