When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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