When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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