When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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