When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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