When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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He wanted his soil to be rich!


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A living room!


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None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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Polar Bond.


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Ask Cheese.


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Only one, but it takes six visits.


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He took them to a pignic.


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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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