When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


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They can hit the high C's!


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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Time is fun when you're having flies


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