When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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