When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .


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A gummy bear


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Lilly.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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Because they had so many knights.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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