When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear


GOOD		CRAP

or

I've lost three days already.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A shampoodle


GOOD		CRAP

or

A mouse on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It ran out of juice!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Neither, they all burn shorter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Every year!


GOOD		CRAP

or

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

or