When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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Only one, but it takes six visits.


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To practice.


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We'll see about that."


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A parking meteor!


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What's a light bulb?


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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