When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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