When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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