When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"


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An instagram.


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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She kept running away from the ball.


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Discrimination.


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He got Avogadro's number!


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None. Televangelists screw in motels.


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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bought 4 corners.


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