When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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