When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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