When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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