When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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