When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


GOOD		CRAP

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.


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Take away the g


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They get toad.


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It has a collar I.D.


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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A multiplication table.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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Time to get a new bed


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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