When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.


GOOD		CRAP

or

custardy battle.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Minnesoda.


GOOD		CRAP

or

they make up everything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A swordfish


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stop! You're under a vest.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Camembert.


GOOD		CRAP

or