When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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