When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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