When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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