When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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