When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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