When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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