When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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