When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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