When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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