When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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