When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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