When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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