When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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