When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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