Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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