Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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