Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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