Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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