Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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