Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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