Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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