Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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