Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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