Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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