Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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