Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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