Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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