Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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