Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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