Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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