Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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