Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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