Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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