Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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