Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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