Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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