Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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