Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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