Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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