Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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