Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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