Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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