Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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