Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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