Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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