Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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