Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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