Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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