Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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