Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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