Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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