Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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