Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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