Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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