Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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