Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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