Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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