Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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