Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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