Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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