Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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