Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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