Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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