Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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