Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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