Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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