Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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