Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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