Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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