Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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