Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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