Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
Canvas not available.

or


What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
Canvas not available.

or


How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
Canvas not available.

or



Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
Canvas not available.

or



A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
Canvas not available.

or


How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026