Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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