Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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