Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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