Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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