Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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