Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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