Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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