Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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