Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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