Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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