Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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