Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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