Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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