Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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