Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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