Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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