Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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