Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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