Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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