Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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