Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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