Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
Canvas not available.

or


How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
Canvas not available.

or


How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026