Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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