Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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