Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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