Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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