Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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