Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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