Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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