Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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