Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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