Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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