Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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