Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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