Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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