Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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