Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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