Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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