Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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