Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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