Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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