Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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