Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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