Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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