Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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