Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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