Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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