Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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