Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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