Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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