Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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