Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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