Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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