Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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