Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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