Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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