Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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