Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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