Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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