Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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