Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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