Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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