Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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