Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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