Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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