Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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