Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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