Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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