Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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