Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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