Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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