Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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