Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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