Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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