Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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