Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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