Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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