Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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