Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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