Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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