Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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