Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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