Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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