Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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