Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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