Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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