Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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