Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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