Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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