Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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