Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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