Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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