Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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