Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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