Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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