Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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