Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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