Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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