Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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