Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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