Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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