Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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