Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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