Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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