Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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