Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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