Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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