Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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