Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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