Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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