Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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