Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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