Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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