Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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