Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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