Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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