Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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