Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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