Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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