Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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