Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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