Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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