Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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