Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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