Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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