Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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