Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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