Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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