Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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