Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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