Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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