Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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