Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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