Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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