Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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