Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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