Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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