Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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