Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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