Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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