Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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