Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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