Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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