Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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