Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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