Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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