Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery


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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

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Pupperoni.


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Catfish


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But that's just nuts


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


GOOD		CRAP

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His powder puff is on the wrong end.


GOOD		CRAP

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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


GOOD		CRAP

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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


GOOD		CRAP

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