Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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