Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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