Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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