Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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