Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery


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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake


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A dead centipede.


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After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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Depends on what you want to change it into.


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Many hands make light work.


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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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The banana split


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