Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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