Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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