Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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