Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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