Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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A seal walks into a club...
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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