Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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