Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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