Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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