Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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