Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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