Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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