Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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