Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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