Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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