Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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