Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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