Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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