Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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