Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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