Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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