Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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