Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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