In the cemetery
or
A milkshake
or
A dead centipede.
or
After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
or
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
or
One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
or
Depends on what you want to change it into.
or
Many hands make light work.
or
I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
or
The banana split
or