Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
Canvas not available.

or


A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
Canvas not available.

or


What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
Canvas not available.

or


What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
Canvas not available.

or


Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
Canvas not available.

or


What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025