Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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