Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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