Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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