Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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