Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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