Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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