Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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