Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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