Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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