Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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