Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery


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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.


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it had blown away.


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A taxi driver.


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Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!


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Caerphilly.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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To visit the milky way.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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