Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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