Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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