Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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