Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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