Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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