Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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