Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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