Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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