Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery


GOOD		CRAP

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.


GOOD		CRAP

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A crookodile


GOOD		CRAP

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Hey, bud!


GOOD		CRAP

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Norse code.


GOOD		CRAP

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An udder failure.


GOOD		CRAP

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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

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Between you and me, something smells.


GOOD		CRAP

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Stairs.


GOOD		CRAP

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