Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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