Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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