Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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