Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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