Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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