Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery


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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.


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Because it was chicken.


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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A good start!


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The mooseum.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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In the snow bank.


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