Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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