Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
Canvas not available.

or


I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

Canvas not available.

or


What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Canvas not available.

or


A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
Canvas not available.

or


I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
Canvas not available.

or


How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026