Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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