Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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