Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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