Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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