Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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