Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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