Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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