Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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