Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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