Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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