Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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