Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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