Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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