Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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