Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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