Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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