Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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