Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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