Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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