Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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