Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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