Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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