Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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