Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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