Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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