Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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