Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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