Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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