Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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