Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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