Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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