Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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