Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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