Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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