Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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