Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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