Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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