Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
Canvas not available.

or


What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
Canvas not available.

or


I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

Canvas not available.

or


Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
Canvas not available.

or


What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
Canvas not available.

or


How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
Canvas not available.

or


How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026