Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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