Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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