Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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