Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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