Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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