Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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