Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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