Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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