Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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