Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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