Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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