Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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