Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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