Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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