Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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