Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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