Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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