Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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