Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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