Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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