Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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