Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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