Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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