Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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