Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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