Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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