Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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