Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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