Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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