Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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