Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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