Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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