Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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