Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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