Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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