Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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