Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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