Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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