Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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