Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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