Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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