Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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