Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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