Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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