Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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