Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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