Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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