Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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