Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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