Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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