Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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