Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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