Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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