Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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