Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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