Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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