Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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