Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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