Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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