Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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