Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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