Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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