Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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