Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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