Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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