Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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