Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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