Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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