Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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