Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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