Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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