Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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