Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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