Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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