Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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