Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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