Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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