Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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