Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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