Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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