Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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