Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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