Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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