Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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