Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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