Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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