Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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