Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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