Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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