Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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