Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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