Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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