Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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