Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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