Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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