Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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