Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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