Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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