Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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