Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
Canvas not available.

or


How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026