Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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