Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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