Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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