Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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