Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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