Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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