Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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