Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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