Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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