Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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