Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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