Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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