Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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