Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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