Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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