Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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