Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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