Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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