Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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