Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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