Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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