Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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