Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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