Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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