Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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