Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

Canvas not available.

or


What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or


What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026