Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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