Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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