Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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