Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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