Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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