Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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