Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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