Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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