Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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