Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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