Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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