Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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