Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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