Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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