Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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