Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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