Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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