Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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