Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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