Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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