Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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