Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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