Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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