Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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