Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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