Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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