Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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