Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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