Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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