Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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