Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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