Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
Canvas not available.

or


Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
Canvas not available.

or


How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
Canvas not available.

or



Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
Canvas not available.

or


I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
Canvas not available.

or


What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025