Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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