Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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