Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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