Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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