Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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