Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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