Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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