Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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