Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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