Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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