Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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