Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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