Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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