Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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