Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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