Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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