Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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