Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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