Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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