Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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