Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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