Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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