Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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