Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
Canvas not available.

or


What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
Canvas not available.

or


My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

Canvas not available.

or


Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
Canvas not available.

or


What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024