Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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