Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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