Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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