Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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