Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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