Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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