Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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