Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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