Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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