Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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