Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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