Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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