Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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