Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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