Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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