Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.


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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.


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Fryday


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A newspaper!


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Address.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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3 blind mice.


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He wanted his soil to be rich!


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Leap Year


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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


GOOD		CRAP

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