Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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