Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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