Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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