Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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