Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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