Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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