Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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