Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva


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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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