Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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