Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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