Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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