Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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