Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.

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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

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