Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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