Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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