Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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