Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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