Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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