Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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