Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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