Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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