Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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