Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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