Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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