Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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