Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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