Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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