Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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