Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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