Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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