Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
Canvas not available.

or


What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
Canvas not available.

or


A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026