Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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