Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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