Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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