Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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