Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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