Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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