Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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