Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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