Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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