Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.


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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


GOOD		CRAP

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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


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All of them.


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He made an illegal ewe turn.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


GOOD		CRAP

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Vitamin sea.


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2 Na


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Saliva


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Pooched eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

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