Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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