Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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