Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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