Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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