Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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