Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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