Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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