Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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