Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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