Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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