Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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