Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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