Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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