Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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