Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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