Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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