Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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