Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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