Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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