Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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