Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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