Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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