Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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