Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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