Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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