Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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