Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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