Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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