Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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