Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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