Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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