Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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