Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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