Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Canvas not available.

or


What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
Canvas not available.

or


What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
Canvas not available.

or


Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Canvas not available.

or


How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026