Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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