Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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