Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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