Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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