Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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