Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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