Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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