Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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