Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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