Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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