Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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