Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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