Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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