Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)

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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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