Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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