Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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