Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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