Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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