Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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