Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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