Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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