Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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