Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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