Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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