Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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