Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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