Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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