Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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