Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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