Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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