Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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