Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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