Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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