Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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