Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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