Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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