Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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