Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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