Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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