Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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