Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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