Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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