Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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