Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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