Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
Canvas not available.

or


Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
Canvas not available.

or


Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
Canvas not available.

or


I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

Canvas not available.

or


What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026