Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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