Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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