Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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