Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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