Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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