Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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