Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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