Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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