Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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