Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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