Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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