Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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