Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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