Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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