Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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