Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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