Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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