Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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