Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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