Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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