Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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