Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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