Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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