Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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