Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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