Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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