Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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