Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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