Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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