Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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