Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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