Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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