Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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