Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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