Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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