Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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