Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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