Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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