Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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