The disk-o!
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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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With the Florida Keys.
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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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