Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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