Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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