Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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