Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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