Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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