Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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