Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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