Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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