Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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