Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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