Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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