Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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