Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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