Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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