Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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