Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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