Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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