Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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