Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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