Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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