Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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