Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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