Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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