Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!


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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.


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Shocked.


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I've lost three days already.


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A cow walking backwards


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Punch.


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The police had to comb the area.


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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.


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Your breath!


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