Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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