Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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