Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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