Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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