Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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