Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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