Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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