Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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