Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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