Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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