Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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