Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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