Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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