Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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