Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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