Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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