Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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