Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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