Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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