Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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