Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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