Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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