Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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