Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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