Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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