Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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