Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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