Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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