Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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