Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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