Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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