Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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