Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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