Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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