Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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