Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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