Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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