Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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