Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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