Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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