Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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