Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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