Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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