Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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