Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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