Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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