Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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