Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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