Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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