Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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