Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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