Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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