Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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