Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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