Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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