Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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