Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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