Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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