Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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