Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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