Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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