Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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