Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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