Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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