Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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