Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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