Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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