Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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