Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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