Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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