Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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