Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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