Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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