Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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