Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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