Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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