Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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