Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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