Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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