Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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