Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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