Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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