Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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