Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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