Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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