Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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