Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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