Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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