Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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