Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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