Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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