Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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