Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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