Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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