Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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