Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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