Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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