Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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