Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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