Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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