Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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