Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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