Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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