Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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