Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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