Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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