Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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