Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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