Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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