Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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