Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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