Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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