Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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