Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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