Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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