Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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