Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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