Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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