Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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