Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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