Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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