Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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