Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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