Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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