Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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