Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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