Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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