Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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