Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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