Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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