Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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