Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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