Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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