Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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