Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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