Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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