Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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