Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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