Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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