Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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