Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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