Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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