Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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