Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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