Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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