Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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