Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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