Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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