Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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