Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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