Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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