Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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