Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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