Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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