Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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