Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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