Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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