Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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