Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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