Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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