Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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