Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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