Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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