Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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