Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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