Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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