Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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