Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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