Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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