Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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