Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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