Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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