Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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