Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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