Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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