Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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