Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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