Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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