Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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