Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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