Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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