Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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