Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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