Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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