Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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