Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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