Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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