Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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