Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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