Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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