Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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