Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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