Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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