Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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