Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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