Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
Canvas not available.

or


What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
Canvas not available.

or


Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
Canvas not available.

or


What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
Canvas not available.

or


How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
Canvas not available.

or


If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025