Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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