Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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