Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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