Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or


How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
Canvas not available.

or


Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
Canvas not available.

or


"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026