Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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