Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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