Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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