Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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