Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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