Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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