Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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