Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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