Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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