Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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