Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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