Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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