Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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