Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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