Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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