Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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