Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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