Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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