Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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