Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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