Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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