Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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