Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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