Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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