Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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