Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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