Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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