Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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