Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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