Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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