Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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