Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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