Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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