Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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