Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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