Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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