Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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