Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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