Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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