Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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