Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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