Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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