Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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