Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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