Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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