Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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