Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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