Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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