Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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