Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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