Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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