Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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