Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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