Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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