Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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