Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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