Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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