Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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