Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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