Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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