Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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