Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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