Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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