Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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