Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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