Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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