Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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