Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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