Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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