Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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