Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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