Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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