Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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