Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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