Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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