Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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