Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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