Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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