Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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