Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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