Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.


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