Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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