Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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