Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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