Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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