Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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