Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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