Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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