Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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