Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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