Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
Canvas not available.

or


How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
Canvas not available.

or


What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025