Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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