Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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