Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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