Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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