Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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