Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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