Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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