Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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