Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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