Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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