Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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