Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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