Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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