Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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