Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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