Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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