Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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