Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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