Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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