Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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