Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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