Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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