Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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