Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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