Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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