Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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