Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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