Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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