Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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