Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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