Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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