Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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