Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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