Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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