Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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