Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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