Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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