Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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