Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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