Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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