Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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