Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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