Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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