Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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