Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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