Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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