Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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