Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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