Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
Canvas not available.

or


How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
Canvas not available.

or


Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026