Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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