Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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