Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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