Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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