Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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