Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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