Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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