Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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