Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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