Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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