Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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