Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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