Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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