Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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