Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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A seal walks into a club...
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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