Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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