Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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