Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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