Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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