Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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