Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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