Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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