Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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