Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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