Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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