Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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