Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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