Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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