Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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