Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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