Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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