Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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