Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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