Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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