Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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