Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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