Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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