Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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