Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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