Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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