Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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