Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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