Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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