Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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