Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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