Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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