Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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