Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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