Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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