Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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