Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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