Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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