Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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