Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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