Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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