Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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