Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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