Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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