Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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