Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
Canvas not available.

or


Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
Canvas not available.

or


How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026