Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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