Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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