Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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