Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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