Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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