Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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