Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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