Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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