Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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