Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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