Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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