Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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