Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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