Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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