Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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