Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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