Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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