Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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