Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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