Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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