Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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