Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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