Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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