Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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