Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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