Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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