Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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