Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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