Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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