Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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