Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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