Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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