Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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