Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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