Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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