Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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