Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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