Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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