Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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