Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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