Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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