Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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