Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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