Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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