Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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