Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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