Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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