Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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