Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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