Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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