Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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