Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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