Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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