Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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