Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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