Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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