Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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