Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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