Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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