Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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