Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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