Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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