Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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