Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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