Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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