Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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