Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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