Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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