Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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