Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.



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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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