Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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