Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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