Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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