Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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