Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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