Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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