Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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