Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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