Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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