Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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