Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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