Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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