Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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