Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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