Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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