Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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