Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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