Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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