Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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