Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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