Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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