Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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