Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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