Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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