Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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