Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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