Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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