Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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