Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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