Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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