Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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