Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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