Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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