Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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