Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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