Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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