Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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