Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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