Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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