Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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