Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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