Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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