Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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