Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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