Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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