Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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