Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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