Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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