Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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