Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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