Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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