Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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