Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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