Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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