Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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