Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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