Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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