Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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