Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
Canvas not available.

or


How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
Canvas not available.

or


What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
Canvas not available.

or


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024