Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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