Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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