Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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