Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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