Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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