Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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