Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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