Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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