Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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