Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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