Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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