Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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