Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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