Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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