Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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