Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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