Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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