Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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