Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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