Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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