Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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