Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
Canvas not available.

or


How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
Canvas not available.

or


What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025