Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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