Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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