Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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