Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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