Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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