Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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