Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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