Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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