Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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