Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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