Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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