Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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