Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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