Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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