Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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