Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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