Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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