Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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