Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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