Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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