Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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