Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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