Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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