Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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