Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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