Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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