Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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