Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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