Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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A seal walks into a club...
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