Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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