Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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