Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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