Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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