Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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