Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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