Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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