Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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