Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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