Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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