Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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