Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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