Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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