Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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