Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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