Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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