Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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