Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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