Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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