Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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