Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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