Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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