Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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