Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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