Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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