Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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