Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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