Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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