Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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