Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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