Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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