Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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