Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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