Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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