Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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