Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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