Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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