Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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