Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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