Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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