Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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