Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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