Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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