Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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