Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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