Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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