Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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