Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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