Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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