Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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