Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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