Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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