Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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