Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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