Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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