Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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