Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"

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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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