Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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