Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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