Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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