Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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