Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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