Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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