Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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