Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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