Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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