Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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