Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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