Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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