Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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