Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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