Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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