Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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