Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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