Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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