Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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