Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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