Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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