Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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