Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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