Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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