Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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