Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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