Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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