Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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