Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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