Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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