Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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