Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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