Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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