Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026