Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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