Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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