Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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