Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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