Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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