Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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