Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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