Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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