Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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