Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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