Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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