Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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