Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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