Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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