Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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