Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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