Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!


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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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CSI


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The players dribble a lot.


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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Between you and me, something smells.


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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Ihop


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Tell it a yolk.


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