Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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