Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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