Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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