Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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