Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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