Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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