Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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