Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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