Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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