Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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