Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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