Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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