Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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