Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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