Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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