Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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