Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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