Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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