Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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