Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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