Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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