Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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