Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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