Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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