Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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