Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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