Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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