Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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