Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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