Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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