Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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