Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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