Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!


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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.


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To practice.


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but I've been trippin' all day.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Orange Is The New Black.


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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


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A milk truck.


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The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


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or