Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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