Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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