Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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