Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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