Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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