Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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