Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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