Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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