Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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