Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
Canvas not available.

or


What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
Canvas not available.

or


How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.


Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
Canvas not available.

or


How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


Canvas not available.

or


What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

Canvas not available.

or


Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
Canvas not available.

or


What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
Canvas not available.

or


What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026