Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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