Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!


GOOD		CRAP

or

How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Its shadow


GOOD		CRAP

or

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or

A trombone.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It has a collar I.D.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Vitamin sea.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A coat of arms.


GOOD		CRAP

or