Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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