Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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