Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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