Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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