Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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