Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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