Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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