Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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