Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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