Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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