Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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