Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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