Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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