Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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