Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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