In their Sleevies!
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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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