Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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