Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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