Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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