Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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