Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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