Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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