Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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