Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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