Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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