Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!


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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.


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They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


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A milkshake


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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With its sparrowchute.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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A nectarine!


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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