Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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