Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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