Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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