Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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