Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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