Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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