Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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