Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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