Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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