Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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