Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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