Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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