Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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