Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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