Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.


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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Pooched eggs.


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A watch dog.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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