Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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