Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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