Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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