Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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