Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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