Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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