Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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