Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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