Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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