Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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