Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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