Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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