Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.


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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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Super Pickle!


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Mooooooove over


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The dentist is taking me out tonight.


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His partners.


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A river.


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