Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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