Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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