Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
Canvas not available.

or


What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026