Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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