Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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