Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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