Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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