Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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