Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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