Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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