Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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