Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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