Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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