Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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