Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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