Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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