Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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