Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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