Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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