Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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