Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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