Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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