Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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