Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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