Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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