Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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