Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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