Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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