Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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