Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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