Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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