Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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