Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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