Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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