Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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