Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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