Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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