Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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