Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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