Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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