Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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