Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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