Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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