Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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