Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or


What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025