Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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