Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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