Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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