Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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