Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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