Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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