Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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