Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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