Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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