Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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