Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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