Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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