Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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