Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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