Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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