Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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