Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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