Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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