Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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