Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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