Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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