Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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