Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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