Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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