Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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