Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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