Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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