Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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