Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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