Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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