Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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