Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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