Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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