Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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