Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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