Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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