Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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