Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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