Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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