Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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