Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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