Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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