Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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