Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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