Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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