Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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