Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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