Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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