Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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