Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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