Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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