Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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