Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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