Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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