Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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