Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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