Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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