Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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