Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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