Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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