Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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