Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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