Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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