Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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