Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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