Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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