Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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