Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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