Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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