Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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