Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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