Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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