Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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