Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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