Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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