Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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