Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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