Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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