Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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