Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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