Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.


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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet


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Sherlock Bones.


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Saliva


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``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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I've got my ion you.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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Pupperoni.


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