Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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