Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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