Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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