Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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