Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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