Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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