Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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