Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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