Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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