Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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A seal walks into a club...
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