Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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