Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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