Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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