Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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