Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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