Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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