Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.


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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk


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A garbage truck.


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Take away his credit card


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It came in at quarter past four.


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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Catillacs


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Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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Professional courtesy.


GOOD		CRAP

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