Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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