Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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