Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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