Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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