Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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