Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Its days were numbered.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Steal its chair.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get his quarterback.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was feeling a Lil Weezy


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


GOOD		CRAP

or

Its shadow


GOOD		CRAP

or