Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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