Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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