Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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