Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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