Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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