Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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