Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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