Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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