Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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