Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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