Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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