Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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