Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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