Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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