Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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