Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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