Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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