Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.


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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...


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It has a collar I.D.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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A can of people.


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Squash


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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An instagram.


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At the hickory dickory dock.


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You're the only bright spot in my life.


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