Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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or

A baboom


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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or

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


GOOD		CRAP

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"A complex world demands complex hair."


GOOD		CRAP

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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A cocker poodle boo.


GOOD		CRAP

or