Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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