Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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