Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Don't call me later, call me Dad.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but enough about Kanye West.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It�s a little fishy.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The Trump Card


GOOD		CRAP

or

It'll come back to me.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In his trunk


GOOD		CRAP

or