Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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