Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.


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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.


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Unique up on it.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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Squeaky clean


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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At the hickory dickory dock.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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