Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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