Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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