Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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