Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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