Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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