Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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