Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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