Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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