Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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