Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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