Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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