Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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