Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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