Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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