Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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