Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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