Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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