Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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