Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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