Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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