Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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