Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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