Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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