Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.

Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

Canvas not available.

or


My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

Canvas not available.

or


How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2018