Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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