Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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