Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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