Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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