Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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