Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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