Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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