Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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