Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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