Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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