Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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