Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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