Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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