Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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