Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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