Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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