Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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