Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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