Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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