Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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