Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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