Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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