Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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