Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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