Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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