Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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