Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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