Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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