Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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