Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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