Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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