Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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