Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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