Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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