Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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