Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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