Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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