Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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