Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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