Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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