Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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