Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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