Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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