Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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