Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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