Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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