Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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