Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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