Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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