Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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