Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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