Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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