Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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