Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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