Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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