Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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