Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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