Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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