Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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