Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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