Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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