Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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