Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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