Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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