Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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