Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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