Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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