Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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