Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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