Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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