Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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