Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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