Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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