Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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