Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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