Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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