Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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