Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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