Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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