Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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