Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
Canvas not available.

or


How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
Canvas not available.

or


What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
Canvas not available.

or


What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026