Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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