Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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