Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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