Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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