Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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