Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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