Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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