Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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