Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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