Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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