Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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