Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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