Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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