Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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