Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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