Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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