Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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