Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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