Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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