Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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