Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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