Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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