Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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