Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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