Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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