Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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