Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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