Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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