Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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