Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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