Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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