Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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