Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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