Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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