Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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