Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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