Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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