Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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