Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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