Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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