Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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