Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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