Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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