Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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