Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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