Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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