Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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