Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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