Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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