Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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