Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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