Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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