Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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