Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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