Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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