Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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