Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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