Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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