Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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