Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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