Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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