Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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