Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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