Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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