Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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