Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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