Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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