Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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