Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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