Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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