Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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