Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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