Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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