Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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