Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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