Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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