Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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