Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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