Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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