Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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