Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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