Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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