Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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