Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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