Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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