Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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