Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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