Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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