Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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