Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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