Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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