Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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