Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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