Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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