Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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