Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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