Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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