Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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