Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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