Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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