Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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