Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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