Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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