Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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