Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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