Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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