Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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