Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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