Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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