Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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