Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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