Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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