Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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