Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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