Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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