Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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