Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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