Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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