Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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