Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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