Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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