Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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