Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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