Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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