Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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