Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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