Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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