Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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