Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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