Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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