Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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