Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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