Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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