Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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