Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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