Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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