Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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