Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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