Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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