Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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