Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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