Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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