Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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