Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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