Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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