Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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