Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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