Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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