Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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