Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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