Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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