Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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