Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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