Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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