Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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