Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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