Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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