Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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