Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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