Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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