Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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