Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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