Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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