Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.

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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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