Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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