Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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