Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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