Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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