Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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