Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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