Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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