Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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