Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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