Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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