Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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