Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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