Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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