Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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