Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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