Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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