Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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