Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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