Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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