Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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