Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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