Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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