Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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