Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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