Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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