Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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