Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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