Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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