Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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