Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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