Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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