Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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