Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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