Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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