Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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