Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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