Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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