Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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