Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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