Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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