Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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