Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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