Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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