Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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