Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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