Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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