Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21


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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Cell phones


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A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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A dino-sewer.


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Because people are dying to get in!


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Take the words out of his mouth


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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