Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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