Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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