Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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