Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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