Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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