Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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