Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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