Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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