Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21


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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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A dino-sore


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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They charged one - and let the other one off.


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The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


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A Flat Major


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At the crystal ball.


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He got caught peeping on a test.


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