Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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