Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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