Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
Canvas not available.

or


What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
Canvas not available.

or


What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
Canvas not available.

or


Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
Canvas not available.

or


How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026