Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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