Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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