Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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