Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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