Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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