Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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