Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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