Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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