Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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