Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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