Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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