Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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