Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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