Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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