Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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