Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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