Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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