Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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