Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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