Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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