Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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