Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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