Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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