Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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