Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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