Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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