Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
Canvas not available.

or


How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
Canvas not available.

or


How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
Canvas not available.

or


Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026