Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21


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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Because they are black and white.


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The chicken wasn't around yet.


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Some day my prints will come.


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The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".


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Spelling.


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A crookodile


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