Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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