Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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