Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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