Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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