Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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