Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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