Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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