Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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