Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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