Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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