Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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