Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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