Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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