Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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