Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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