Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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