Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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A seal walks into a club...
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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