Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
Canvas not available.

or


Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
Canvas not available.

or


How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026