Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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