In the dictionary.
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Microwaves.
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I'm going out tonight!
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Holes.
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It left its tracks.
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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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