Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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