Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
Canvas not available.

or


A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
Canvas not available.

or


How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026