Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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