Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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