Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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