Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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