Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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