Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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