Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Half a worm.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they don't fit on a ironing board


GOOD		CRAP

or

Answer: The back of his head.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take away the g


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

or