Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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