Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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