Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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