Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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