Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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