Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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