Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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