Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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