Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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