Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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