Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hiss-story


GOOD		CRAP

or

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

We make perfect cents.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A ferrous wheel.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

or