Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.


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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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Because he wanted to be on time.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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Take your foot off his head.


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It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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It�s a little fishy.


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