Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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