Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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