Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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