Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.


GOOD		CRAP

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.


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If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!


GOOD		CRAP

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A ferrous wheel.


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


GOOD		CRAP

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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


GOOD		CRAP

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Time is fun when you're having flies


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Discrimination.


GOOD		CRAP

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They both dribble.


GOOD		CRAP

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