Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Canvas not available.

or


How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
Canvas not available.

or


Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026