Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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