Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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