Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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