Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.


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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.


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He wanted his soil to be rich!


GOOD		CRAP

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Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!


GOOD		CRAP

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By relocating it to a casino!


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He was in shock for a week.


GOOD		CRAP

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Croak-a-cola.


GOOD		CRAP

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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


GOOD		CRAP

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A snail because it carries it's home.


GOOD		CRAP

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Pooched eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

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