Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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