Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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