Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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