Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.


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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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It had too many problems.


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A marsbar!


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Hi school.


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Mice krispies


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The letter H.


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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