Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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