Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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