Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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