Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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