Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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