Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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