Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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