Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!


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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!

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