Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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