Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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