Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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