Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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