Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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