Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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