Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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