Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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