Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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