Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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