Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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