Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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