Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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