Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.


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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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