Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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