Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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