Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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