Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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