Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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