Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
Canvas not available.

or


What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

Canvas not available.

or


What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026