Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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