Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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