Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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