Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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