Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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