Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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