Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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