Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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