Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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