Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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