Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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