Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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