Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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