Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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