Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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