Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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