Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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