Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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