Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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