Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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