Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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