Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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