Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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