Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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