Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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