Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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