Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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