Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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