Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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