Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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