Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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