Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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