Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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