Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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