Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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