Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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