Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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