Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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