Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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