Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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