Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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