Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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