Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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