Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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