Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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