Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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