Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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