Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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