Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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