Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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