Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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