Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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