Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop


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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


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To get to the shell station.


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Because he was under cover.


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A traffic jam.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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