Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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