Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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