Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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