Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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