Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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