Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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