Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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