Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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