Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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