Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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