Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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