Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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