Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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