Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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