Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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