Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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