Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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