Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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