Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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