Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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