Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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