Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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