Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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