Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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