Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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