Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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