Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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