Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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