Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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