Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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