Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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