Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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