Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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