Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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