Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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