Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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