Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
Canvas not available.

or


Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or


What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
Canvas not available.

or


What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
Canvas not available.

or


Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026