Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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