Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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