Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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