Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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