Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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