Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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