Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

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