Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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