Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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