Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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