Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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