Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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