Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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