Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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