Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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