Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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