Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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