Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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