Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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