Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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