Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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