Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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