Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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