Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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A car
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'It's not unusual' he replied.
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Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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