Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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