Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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