Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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