Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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