Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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