Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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