Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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