Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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