Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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