Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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