Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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