Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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