Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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