Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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