Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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