Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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