Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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