Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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