Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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