Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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