Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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