Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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