Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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