Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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