Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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