Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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