Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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