Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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