Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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