Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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