Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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