Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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