Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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