Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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