Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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