Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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