Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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