Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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