Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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