Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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