Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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