Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
Canvas not available.

or


How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026