Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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