Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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