Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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