Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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