Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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