Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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