Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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