Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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