Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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