Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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