Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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