Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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