Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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