Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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