Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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