Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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