Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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