Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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