Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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