Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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