Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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