Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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