Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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