Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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