Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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