Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026