Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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