Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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