Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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