Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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