Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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