Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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