Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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