Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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