Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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