Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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