Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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