Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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