Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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