Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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