Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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