Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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