Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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