You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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