Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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