Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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