Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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