Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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