Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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