Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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