Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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