On the bottom.
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The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Take away his credit card
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Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!
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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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