Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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