Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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