Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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