Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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