Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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