Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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