Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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