Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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