Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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