Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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