Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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