Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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