Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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