Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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