Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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