Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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