Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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