Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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