Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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