Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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