Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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