Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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