Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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