Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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