Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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