Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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