Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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