Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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