Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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