Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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