Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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