Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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