Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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