Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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