Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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