Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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