Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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