Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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