Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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