Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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