Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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