Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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