Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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