Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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A seal walks into a club...
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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