Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!


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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Professional courtesy.


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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A cow walking backwards


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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


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It saves time in the long run.


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"The erection is rigged!"


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``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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