Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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