Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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