Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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