Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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