Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!


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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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An embarrased mime!


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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Because it was chicken.


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It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


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At the crystal ball.


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A watch dog.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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They cell it.


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