Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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