Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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