Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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