Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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