Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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