Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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