Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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