Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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