Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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