Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!


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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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A coat of arms.


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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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Where is pop corn?


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or

To see time fly.


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or