Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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