Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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