Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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