Plane ones.
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Stop! You're under a vest.
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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"
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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."
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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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