Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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