Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
Canvas not available.

or


How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
Canvas not available.

or


How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
Canvas not available.

or


Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

Canvas not available.

or


The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026