Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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