Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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