Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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