Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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