Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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