Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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