Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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