Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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