Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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