Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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