Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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