Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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