Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!


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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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It'll come back to me.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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The Flea Stooges!


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Orange Is The New Black.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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A silicon.


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None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!


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