Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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