If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Because it goes good with chips.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Silverware.
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I've been framed.
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Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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