Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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