Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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