Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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