Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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