Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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