Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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