Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

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