Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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