Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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