Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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