Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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