Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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