Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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