Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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