Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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