Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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