Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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