Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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A seal walks into a club...



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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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