Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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