Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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