Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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