Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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