Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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