Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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