Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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