Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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