Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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