Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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