Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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