Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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