Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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