Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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