Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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