Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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