Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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