Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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