Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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