Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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