Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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