Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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