Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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