Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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