Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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