Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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