Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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