Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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