Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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