Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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