Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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