Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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