Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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