Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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