Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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