Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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