Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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