Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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