Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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