Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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