Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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