Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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