Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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