Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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