Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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