Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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