Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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