Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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