Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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