Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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