Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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