Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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