Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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