Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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