Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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