Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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