Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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