Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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