Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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