Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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