Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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