Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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