Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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