Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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