Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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