Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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