Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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