Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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