Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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