Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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