Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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