Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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