Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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