Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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