Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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