Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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