Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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