Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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