Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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