Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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