Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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