Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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