Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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