Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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