Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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