Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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