Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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