Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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