Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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