Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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