Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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