Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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