Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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