Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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