Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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