Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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