Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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