Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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