Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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