Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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