Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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