Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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