Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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