Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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