Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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