Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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