Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.


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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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A dino-sewer.


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Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!


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So he gave me a kite.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!


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