Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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