Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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