Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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