Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.


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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs


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Let's get crackin'!


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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


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Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!


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Carbon.


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They both come in tots.


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