Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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