Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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