Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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