Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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