Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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