Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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