Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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