Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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