Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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