Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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