Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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