Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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