Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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