Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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