Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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