Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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