Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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