Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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