Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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