Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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