Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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