Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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