Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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