Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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