Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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