Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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