Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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