Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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