Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
Canvas not available.

or


What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
Canvas not available.

or


How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or


How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025