Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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