Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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