Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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