Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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