Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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