Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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