Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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