Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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