Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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