Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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