Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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