Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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