Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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