Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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