Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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