Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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