Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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