Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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