Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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