Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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