Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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