Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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