Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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