Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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