Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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