Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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