Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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