Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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