Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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