Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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