Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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