Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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