Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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