Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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