Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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