Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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