Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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