Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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