Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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