Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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