Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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