Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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