Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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