Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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