Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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