Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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