Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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