Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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