Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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