Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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