Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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