Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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