Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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