Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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