Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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