Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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