Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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