Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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