Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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