Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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