Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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