Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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