Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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