Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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