Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
Canvas not available.

or


What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Canvas not available.

or


What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
Canvas not available.

or


How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025