Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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