Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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