Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

Canvas not available.

or


What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

Canvas not available.

or


What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

Canvas not available.

or


Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025