Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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