Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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