Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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