Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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