Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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