Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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