Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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