Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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