Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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