Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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