Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.

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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

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