Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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