Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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