Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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