Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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