Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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