Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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