Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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