Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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