Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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