Hot, because you can catch cold.
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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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