Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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