Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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