Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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