Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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