Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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