Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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