Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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