Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.


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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.


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What's a light bulb?


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Shocked.


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Because it's too far to walk!


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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In the dictionary.


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In a hambulance.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


GOOD		CRAP

or