Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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