Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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