Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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