Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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