Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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