Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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