Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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