Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.


GOOD		CRAP

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because her mom would make her take it back.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


GOOD		CRAP

or

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A gummy bear


GOOD		CRAP

or

it was a shitzu."


GOOD		CRAP

or

A hush puppy.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With its sparrowchute.


GOOD		CRAP

or