Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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