Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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