Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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