Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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