Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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