Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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