Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.




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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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