Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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