Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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