Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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