Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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