Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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