Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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