Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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