Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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