Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.


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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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They're both extinct.


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It gave a little wine


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He was playing by ear


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