Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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