Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.


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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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None. It turned itself in.


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They can make little things count.


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It had too many problems.


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bought 4 corners.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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Igloos it together.


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