Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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