Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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