Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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