Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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