Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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