Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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