Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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