Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.


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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.


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coz Donald ducked


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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To visit the milky way.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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Pooched eggs.


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It came in at quarter past four.


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Because it's in the ground state.


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Not enough sand.


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