Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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