Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.


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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


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No thank you, I'm stuffed.


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A workaraunt.


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A piano.


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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Sleep somewhere else.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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Take me to your litter.


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