Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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