Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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