Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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