Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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