Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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