Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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