Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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