Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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