Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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