Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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