Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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