Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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