Hot, because you can catch cold.
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
       
           
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            Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
       
           
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            The cow that jumped over the moon
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
       
           
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            None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
       
           
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            The hundred yard dash.
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
       
           
            or