Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
Canvas not available.

or


Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
Canvas not available.

or


What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
Canvas not available.

or


How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026