Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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