Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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