Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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