Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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