Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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