Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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