Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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