It's time to go to sweep.
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The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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To get to the shell station.
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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Address.
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The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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