Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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