Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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