Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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