Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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