Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
Canvas not available.

or


My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
Canvas not available.

or



What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
Canvas not available.

or


What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

Canvas not available.

or


What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025