Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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