Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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