Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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