Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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