Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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