Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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