Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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