Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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