Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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