Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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