Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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