Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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