Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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