Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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