Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.

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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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