Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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