Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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