Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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