Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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