Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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