Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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