Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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