Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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