Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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