Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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