Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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