Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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