Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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