Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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