Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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