Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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