Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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