Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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