Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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