Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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