Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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