Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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