Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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