Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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