Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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