Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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