Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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