Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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