Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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