Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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