Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

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