Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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