Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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