Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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