Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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