Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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