Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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