Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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