Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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