Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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