Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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