Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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