Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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