Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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