Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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