Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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