Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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