Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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