Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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