Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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