Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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