Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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