Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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