Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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