One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Lemonade.
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