Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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