Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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