Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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