Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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