Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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