Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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