Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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