Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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