Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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