Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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