Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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