Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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