Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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