Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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