Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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