Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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