Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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