Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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