Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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