Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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