Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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