Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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