Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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