Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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