Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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