Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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