Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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