Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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