Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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