Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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