Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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