Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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