Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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