Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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