Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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