Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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