Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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