Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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