Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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