Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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