Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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