Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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