Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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