Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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