Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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