Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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