Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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