Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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