Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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