Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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