Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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