Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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