Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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