Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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