Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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