Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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