Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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