Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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