Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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