Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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