Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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