Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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