Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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