Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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