Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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