Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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