Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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