Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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