Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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