Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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