Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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