Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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