Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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