Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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