Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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