Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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