Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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