Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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