Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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