Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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