Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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