Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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