Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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