Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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