Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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