Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
Canvas not available.

or


What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

Canvas not available.

or


"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
Canvas not available.

or


If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026