Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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