Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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