Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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