Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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