Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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