Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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