Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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