Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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