Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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