Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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