Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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