Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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