Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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