Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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