Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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