Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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