Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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