Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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