Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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