Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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