Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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