Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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