Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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