Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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