Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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