Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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