Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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