Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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