Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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