Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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