Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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