Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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