Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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