Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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