Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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