Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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