Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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