Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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