Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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