Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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