Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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