Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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