Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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