Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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