Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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