Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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