Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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