Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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