Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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A seal walks into a club...
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