Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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