Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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