Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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