Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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