Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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