Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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