Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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