Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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