Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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