Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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