Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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