Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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