Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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