Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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