Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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