Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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