Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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