Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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