Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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