Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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