Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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