Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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