Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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