Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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