Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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