Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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