Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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