Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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