Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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