Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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