Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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