Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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