Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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