Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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