Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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