Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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