Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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