Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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