Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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