Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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