Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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