Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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