Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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