Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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