Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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