Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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