Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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