Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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