Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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