Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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