Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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