Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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