Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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