Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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