Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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