Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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