Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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