Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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