Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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