Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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