Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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