Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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