Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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