Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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