Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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