Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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