Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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