Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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