Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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