Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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