Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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