Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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