Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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