Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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