Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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