Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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