Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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