Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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