Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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