Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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