Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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