Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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