Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.


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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"


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What's up, dock?


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Leap Year


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Because it goes good with chips.


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Just in case he got a hole in one!


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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A ruler.


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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Call a chairman.


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