Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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