Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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