Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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