Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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