Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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