Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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