Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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