Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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