Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.


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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.


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Juan by Juan.


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but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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The sound of Mew-sic


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Address.


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Sir.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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Cell phones


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