Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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