Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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