Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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