Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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