Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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