Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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