Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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