Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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