Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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