Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.


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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.


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They were sitting on the deck!


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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Neptunes!


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A can of people.


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Use a pen.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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