Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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