Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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