Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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