Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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