Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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