Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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