Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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