Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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