Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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