Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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