Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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