Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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