Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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