Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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