Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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