Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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