Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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