Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.


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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge


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Everyone is happy when the case is closed


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A swordfish


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I lava you.


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Call a chairman.


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We make perfect cents.


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Both of them.


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None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


GOOD		CRAP

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