Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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