Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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