Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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