Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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