Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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