Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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