Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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