Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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