Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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