Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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