Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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