Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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