Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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