Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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