Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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