Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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