Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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