Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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