Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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