Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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