Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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