Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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