Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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