Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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