Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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