Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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