Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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