Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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