Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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