Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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