Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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