Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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