Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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