Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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