Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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