Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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