Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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