Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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