Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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