Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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