Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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