Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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