Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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