Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.


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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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coz Donald ducked


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A watch dog.


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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or

A froghorn.


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or

New age music.


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or