Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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