Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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