Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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