Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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