Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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