Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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