Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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