Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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