Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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