Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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