Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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