Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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