Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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