Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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