Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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