Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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