Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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