Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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