Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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