Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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