Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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