Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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