Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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