Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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