Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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