Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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