Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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