Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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