Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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