Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
Canvas not available.

or


I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
Canvas not available.

or


How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025