Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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