Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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