Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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