Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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