Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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