Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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