Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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