Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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