Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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