Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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