Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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