Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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