Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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