Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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