Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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