Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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