Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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