Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.

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