Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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