Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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