Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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