Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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