Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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