Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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