Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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