Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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