Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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