Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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