Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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