Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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