Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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