Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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