Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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