Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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