Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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