Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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