Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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