Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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