Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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