Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
Canvas not available.

or


What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

Canvas not available.

or


The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
Canvas not available.

or


My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
Canvas not available.

or


"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

Canvas not available.

or


How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026