Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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