Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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