Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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