Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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