Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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