Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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