Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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