Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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