Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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