Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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