Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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