Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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