Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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