Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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