Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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