Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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