Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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