Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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