Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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