Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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