Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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