Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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