Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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