Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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