Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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