Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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