Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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