Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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