Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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