Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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