Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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