Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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