Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"



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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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