Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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