Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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