Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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