Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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