Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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