Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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