Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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