Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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