Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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