Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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