Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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