Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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