Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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