Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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