Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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