Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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