Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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