Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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