Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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