Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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