Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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