Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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