Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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