Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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