Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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