Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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