Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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