Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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