Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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