Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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