Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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