Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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