Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.


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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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A lawn moo-er.


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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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The scales.


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