Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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