Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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