Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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