Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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