Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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