Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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