Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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