Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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