Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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