Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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