Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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