Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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