Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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