Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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