Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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