Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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