Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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