Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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