Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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