Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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