Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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