Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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