Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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