Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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