Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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