Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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