Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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