Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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