Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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