Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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