Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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