Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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