Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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