Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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