Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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