Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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